Total Medals Earned: 922 (From 183 different games.) Total Medal Score: 13,205 Points
Medals Earned: 8/24 (75/420 points)
Talk to the old man
Visit Tom Fulp in his war blimp
Read the Library scrolls
Defeat the two giant slimes
Defeat the Desert Sand Worm
Defeat the Red Wasps
Return the 3 orbs to the well
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Return the Phoenix Eggs to the Beastmaster doorway
Deliver the required glow flies to restore light
Harness your Hadou with fireball power
Wake up Jorge the Drunk
Carve a sculpture for the Pirate
Return the missing boy to his parents
Learn to twirl your sword
Defeat the Ultra-Crab
Find Nathan
Defeat the Yellow Ork
Free the One-eyed Phoenixes from their cages
Defeat the Blue Wombat
Sacrifice 3 XP Munchers on the Forest Altar
Medals Earned: 2/14 (10/260 points)
killed by spearmen
drop from 5 meters height
kill 15 civilians
kill 20 spearmen
destroy 10 catapults
destroy 10 balloons
kill 15 wizards
killed by an explosion
finish all levels
survive 5 minutes in Survival Mode
survive 15 minutes in Survival Mode
kill 30 chickens
bounce back 25 projectiles
kiss 25 girls
Medals Earned: 12/17 (325/525 points)
Take down the Airbus A380
Take down the BAE Hawk
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
Take down the crocodile jet
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Nuke Sydney
Take down the sailplane
Take down the UFO
Take down the zeppelin
Kill 9 horses
Crush 10 kayaks
Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
Kill 10 sky divers
Medals Earned: 5/10 (110/410 points)
Complete level 1
Complete level 4
Complete level 3
Complete level 5
Complete level 2
Complete level 6
Complete level 9
Complete level 8
Complete level 7
Complete level 10
Medals Earned: 5/22 (45/500 points)
Conquer the first base.
Find the blue backpack.
Find the green backpack.
Conquer the second base.
Find the orange backpack.
Find the black backpack.
Find the gray backpack.
Find the pink backpack.
Find the purple backpack.
Find the red backpack.
Find the sky blue backpack.
Find the white backpack.
Find the yellow backpack.
Conquer the fourth base.
Conquer the sixth base.
Conquer the third base.
Conquer the fifth base.
Conquer the seventh base.
Find all 11 backpacks.
Reach General rank.
Medals Earned: 1/18 (5/500 points)
Kill 5 enemies.
Earn 6 achievements.
Kill 125 enemies.
Earn 1 achievement.
Kill 30 enemies.
Earn 40 achievements.
Earn 25 achievements.
Earn 16 achievements.
Earn 65 achievements. That's half of the total 130 achievements.
Kill 550 enemies.
Kill 1,900 enemies.
Earn 80 achievements.
Kill 1,125 enemies.
Kill 11,000 enemies.
Earn 110 achievements.
Kill 4,000 enemies.
Kill 60,000 enemies.
Earn all 130 achievements. Must've taken you a while, huh?
Medals Earned: 1/29 (5/500 points)
Kill 2 zombies
Die 28 times
Perform Massacre x100
Kill the Widow
Kill 98 enemies with katana
Kill the Foreman
Kill 50 enemies using Hawk MM1
Restore 5000 health points total
Kill the Green Beret
Kill 70 enemies with machete
Perform 1000 headshots total
Kill the Rat King
Kill The Space Hunter
Freeze 50 enemies
Kill the Hog Rider
Kill 50 enemies while in Jeff’s wolfe form
Kill 7 enemies with a single barrel explosion
Collect 50 peppers
Collect $500 from the coffins
Kill 25 Djangos with chainsaw
Have $2000 in hand
Kill the Chainsaw Juggler
Kill the Undertaker
Finish level 1 without using special abilities
Collect 50 tequila bottles in one game
Kill the Super Mutant
Find all the secrets
Collect all issues of VHM
Medals Earned: 6/14 (100/400 points)
Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.
Rip the first dude's head off.
Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.
Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.
Shotgun rape the first guy.
Medals Earned: 5/10 (30/200 points)
Splash Shiris with the payload
Get Orson killed...
Get Ghim killed...
Get Deedlit killed...
Prove your literacy by clicking the Start button...
Get Slayn killed...
Get Etoh killed...
Get everyone killed simultaneously...
Unlock Parn
Reveal the Lich with your clever, abstract thinking
Medals Earned: 4/7 (25/40 points)